So should we take bets on how long until they invade the Koreas again?

Didn’t everyone abandon them when RIM kept giving away their encryption keys to any dictator that sent them a request?

Wow I’m an old engineer nerd. I feel so exposed. Zero is nothing always start at one for life.

Sometimes she can almost hear him calling her name and saying please let go

Or MIC will just arrange for another president that won’t cut their funding. Either is a net positive.

VGA should have released VGA2.1 that is what all the cool display cables do

I thought the one child was trying to block the smell coming from the diaper of the other child.

Get to eating and stuffing those beavers

I’ve been playing a bunch of Indiana Jones lately and keep finding myself going out of my way to kill every Nazi and fascist I come across even going out of my way to backtrack and get a few.

He gets Botox injections in his throat to help with his vocal cords. If only there were other ways that purposely getting injected with dead or weakened virus could help people.

US coins won’t work you small ball bearings

The permit to do work in an electric cabinet without turning off the power used to also be called a hot work permit, mainly because it was the same from.

Now work near live power more than 24VDC is banned unless the power is keeping someone alive, or the person performing the work is a contractor.

Fake news, everyone knows the Christians started all those fires.

No then they will start looking for your golden goose

He delivers presents to poor people instead of making them buy them and “help the economy”

Isn’t that Christian Bale?

Why are there germs on your hands right after washing them? Didn’t mythbusters already test it and concluded that they are only bad when people don’t really wash their hands.

The US government hates anything that can perform math too fast.

God never addressed themselves as him/her. They referred to themselves as I am.

There is no way Dr. Mario has any training. He just throws random pills at the problems hoping that they line up and do something other than cause an overdose.