I thought it was obvious, but apparently it isn’t. I’ll write a book about it and you can buy it and make me money,

If you have to ask by now, you’re kind of not in the know.

Dear Keanu: Keep pissing off people on Lemmy, please and thank you. It’s so much fun. The Lemmy guys are just jealous because you married and screwed Demi Moore.

The poor little landlords! They have to find something else to do with their lives besides sitting on their rear ends most of the month and laughing all the way to the bank once a month.