He strikes me as more of the Cocomelon type.

There’s a muralist, Mike Alewitz, who survived the shooting. There WAS an NPR interview with him that went over it in depth but unfortunately (and rather concerningly to be honest) it seems to have been removed.

Dammit! We were so close to a tiny woodland creature pride parade. The gay frogs are gonna be SO disappointed.

I believe they’re already under a 40 day boycott

He spent eight days in the hospital, where doctors removed his spleen and performed reconstructive surgery on his shoulder. He suffered a lung contusion, a hemothorax, and damage to his ribs, scapula, spine, and clavicle, medical records show.

That is an “emergency surgery and massive quantities of pain meds” list of injuries. Honestly wondering if they purposely chose to discuss forms of support while the poor bastard was still higher than upside down bird pussy.

Yeah, this is basically The Runaway crossed with Girl with a Black Eyeand modernized

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A good predictor of when they’ll walk something back is if whatever it is is stupid/evil enough to also screw over the very wealthy. Measles well and truly coming back would fit the bill.

If it came out that he’s just straight up lashing out at peanut farmers because he’s still salty at Jimmy Carter, I genuinely would not even be surprised.

In that vein, Democratic strategist Lynda Tran said “in the age of Trump, it’s more important than ever that we respect and adhere to long-standing traditions” to not debate with the current leader of the country.

Hey Lynda, do us a favor right quick and go jump up your own ass.

Maybe one of those OceanGate guys who didn’t turn into a fine pink mist can hook him up with a MadCatz controller

Ah, I see today’s edition of “articles I thought were the onion at first glance” has arrived.

Alternatively:

Edgar suit vibes.

He DID apparently have polio as a kid, so this may be a case of “I suddenly care when it affects me personally”

It would be ridiculously easy to frame that as just making small talk too.

“And who’s this little guy?”

“Y’know, Elon, I’ve only ever actually seen his name written down; if you don’t mind me asking, how do you pronounce it?”

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The (admittedly half dead) mall near us has a “family restroom” for people with little kids that has one big room with sinks and changing areas and a separate adjoining small room with one regular toilet and one toddler size toilet. The big room even has a couple curtained off little alcoves with nice armchairs for breastfeeding moms if they want some privacy. It is SUPER convenient with a toddler and I wish they were more common.

That scene with the cars in the junkyard doing a whole ass musical number (“Worthless”) about how they were going to die freaked me out as a kid.

Gather round, children, it’s time to learn about existential dread!