“Why can’t my brain just stfu I’m trying to sleep?! Why did you decide to calculate the speed of the sun right now you mf? I want to sleep”

Either that or

“I know you want to do this thing but we need to do the other, come on or I’ll drag you ass over here”

Brain like: shutsdown fu now you can’t do neither, that’s what you get for not letting me decide

Maybe conservative students should study more? Idk

What exactly is a newer better treatment?

Nah all those were already challenges back in 2014. I know because I was looking for a house back in 2014. Did I found it? Nah, still living on rent.

Bold of you to assume humans will still exist

Maybe bring back windows live messenger

What is the Portugal one?

Awww they are making Data

Data? Is that you?

Love it. He should go free.

I agree with this one

Garlic and onions 🤢🤮

They are all dumb made up holidays to make you spend money you don’t have to buy shit you don’t need for people you hate in the name of equally dumb and made up traditions that people keep following because they are sheep and don’t question anything. It was never about family or love or whatever argument the rich use these days to convince you to give them your hard earned money so they can buy the 10th yacht of the week.

Nooooo it should be the other way around!!! Dissolve armed forces because we don’t have wars anymore!!!

My hero

How was he popular in the first place

My camera has a cover 😂😂😂 I hope you like your screens pitch black because it’s the only thing you will see

Insurance is a fraud

Can we please have a pandemic that wipes out the rich?

What the fuck did I just read?