Hell yeah, I’m ready for whatever wild shit this guy is going to sprout that has no chance of becoming reality!

The author just has it out for the cute tomboy.

You got the typical recommendations already, my advice would be to avoid most of the niche distros. I just don’t think they offer much over something that is more mainstream, especially for your first foray.

The first distro I ran for any significant length of time was Fedora.