That’s what a try/catch is for!

BUT, the second bridge we built…

You’re legitimately the most optimistic person I’ve talked to since November 5th.

I like you.

“all the food coming in at the docks is covered in human spit for some reason”

Accurate.

Ah, a fellow academic I see

If you haven’t yet, I strongly encourage you to read the Lex Luthor: man of steel; series. Short run, maybe 6 issue mini series.

It pretty much nails the point you’re making. I finished that run and was like… Hrm, maybe superman is the bad guy

You’re a silver linings kind of guy. 🙂

Zuck did a bunch of jujitsu and got a bit buff, Bezos also worked out hardcore after his divorce when he started cheating with his current fiancé who was a trainer.

They just kinda don’t give a shit about us. That’s what they got wrong with every billionaire except lex luthor.

He and musk/trump are very similar. Except Lex is a super genius and trump would need it to be February in Canada to claim his IQ is as high as the room temperature.

Lex is a narcissist, through and through. Change superman with Obama and you’ve pretty much nailed it. He’s even obsessed with going bald like a certain orange turd.

While funny, they are currently sanctioned, so Tariffs don’t really apply yet. Eben donny removed those sanctions though? How much you want to bet they conveniently forget to update their tariff list to include Russia?

And your body has about 50 things wrong with it you need to maintain somehow

It’s a fire sale for people who moved to more securities and cash earlier when trump signaled that he was going to crash the market. Also his billionaire buddies when he said he was going to do this, got a heads up.

They’re going to buy premium stocks for dirt cheap now and clean up if/when it recovers.

The issue this time around is, trump destroyed the fundamentals of trade between literally every other country on earth outside of the US.

There’s literally no way for the market to recover when it’s largely based on the same global trade that trump just destroyed for the next generation or two at least.

Allies will not trust the US anymore. We just pulled a Brexit and gave up our seat at the head of the table in world trade.

They may recover, but not to the pre-trump tariff’s level.

The fax received would have been a great historical artifact.

Wonder how they’d preserve the heat paper.

Correct, the fallout from the US is creating the uncertainty with the EU market.

The difference is the EU market will recover, over time. The US market will not.

Rhyming here, but yeah, basically.

They started deporting and when countries stopped taking the “undesirables”, they concentrated them in a few camps and then they decided that killing them was the same as keeping them alive.

We’re not there yet, but this administration just rhymed “Nazi” with “Natsi” thinking they were clever by using the phonetic pronunciation and nobody would notice.

Narrator: “They listened to him.”

Just a minor correction: There is no herpes vaccine. It’s the HPV vaccine you’re thinking of.

Would be nice to get a herpes vaccine, but they’re not there yet.

Not much of a replacement.

It is known.

It’s a little sexual. But just a little.