Dumbfucks.

Not with pizza or vodka but otherwise yes.

Finally we legalize coke.

Lemme guess, Starlink will magically be suggested.

The convicted felon who cried wolf.

Precisely

He’s still jealous about Melania being thirsty for Trudeau.

I mean education is prosecuted at the state level anyway.

No, he just proclaimed it was the highest in history just last night at his rally.

Yeah, screw the veterans! Said nobody ever.

Says the failed attorney.

No.

Fuck off Cheeto.

If there’s one thing Cheeto knows, it’s how to cook the books.

Shame about the tariffs, but Joly is smokin hot!

Which protests are the illegal ones? Also, should I let my hematologist oncologist about the no masks law?

I nominate Mickey Mouse.

Yes, everything is to help our Russian overlords now. Just like Bondi’s first actions, Hegseth’s and Gabbard’s.

The Republikan way.

He has nothing to apologize for.