Finally some good fucking food.

Well I ain’t playing along.

At least they’re taking credit for something that actually happened this time, I guess.

You’re probably gonna want the Meathook/Cobra galaxy or the Gaia Sausage.

I’m afraid the Cigar galaxy is just a cigar galaxy.

No no, see, it’s all pretty straightforward. What’s releasing this week is the first season of the second Daredevil show. Season 1 of Daredevil comes after season 3 of the first Daredevil show, which was actually the fourth season of Daredevil because of the mini-series that takes place between seasons 2 and 3, but they didn’t call that one Daredevil.

So in summary, this is the fifth season of Daredevil overall but it’s the first season of the second Daredevil which comes after the third season of the first Daredevil which was actually the fourth season of Daredevil if you count the one that wasn’t Daredevil that came after the second season of the first Daredevil. Also he was in three episodes of two other shows that weren’t Daredevil either and he was in a movie for a little bit, but it wasn’t a Daredevil movie and he wasn’t actually Daredevil, and the 2003 Daredevil movie doesn’t factor into it at all because that’s a different Daredevil, but it is canon to the Daredevil show because a character that wasn’t Daredevil made a cameo in another movie that wasn’t about Daredevil either.

Hope that clears it up!

This has happened enough times that the euphemism for piracy in my household has become “renting a film from my man in Bangladesh”

Are you kidding? I would absolutely hire this guy to be my gardener.

(I have recently planted a large crop of Dendrocnide moroides)

Looks like something very significant just happened in a big-budget sci-fi/action film with a 58% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Who Sun-Tans the Sun-Tanner?

I was sorta thinking the same thing as I was making the post. “Damn, three months from now it’s gonna be impossible to figure out why I was posting about a rugged tradesman in women’s lingerie.”

The prior entry, the Truck Drivin’ Song

But by god do I hope there’s more.

There was some no-name FPS back in the day that had you haul munitions crates from your base to reinforce the rest of your team while they defended the control points, and we used to have this blaring on loop the entire time we were running the convoy. Got a lot of strange looks from a lot of low-poly army guys. Cackling all the while. Couldn’t for the life of me tell you what game it was, but that’s how it goes.

I would argue that the one that exploded over DC last month had almost certainly ceased to be a plane by the time it hit the ground.

Well the cynic in me says “to undermine the public trust in the safety of air travel so people become more isolated, unwilling to organize, and dependent on either corporate-controlled media or gasoline-powered cars to maintain contact with any part of the world outside a 20-mile radius,” and the nutjob conspiracy theorist in me sure thinks he could make a convincing corkboard out of it if you gave him enough thumb tacks and red string, but once again I could be making the mistake of assuming they’re going into this with a plan and not just flailing wildly to make it look like they’re addressing a problem they have no idea how to solve.

This better be the fucking street fight from Anchorman with a hand grenade and a circular saw and a dude with a claymore.

Shiiiiiit. I was looking out my window around quarter to nine and saw a weird bright orange spot off towards DC. Didn’t think anything of it in the moment; I’m right under a flight path, not too far from a military airfield, all sorts of weird lights flying over all the time. But looking at that footage that’s exactly what it looked like. Christ.

Yeah, it’s called taking out the competition. If you wanna win a race you gotta know where to throw the banana peels.

He hallucinated through a sunroof! And he gets to be a Large Language Model? What a sick joke!

Less obligatory but still timely