A pile of fish guts on the TPS reports does not constitute a “lack of response”, and is therefore not a fireable offense. Any wagers?

Trump is America’s Asshole.

I initially read it as “Donald Trump to be put under Mount Rushmore”

I didn’t know if I read this right, but are there cases where the app list would not be shared with other apps on the device, or does that require interference from Google?

“When an app targets Android 11 (API level 30) or higher and queries for information about the other apps that are installed on a device, the system filters this information by default. This filtering behavior means that your app can’t detect all the apps installed on a device, which helps minimize the potentially sensitive information that your app can access but doesn’t need to fulfill its use cases.”

If he could just convince Elon Musk that it works…

“Deathod actors”

Daniel Day Lewis? Christian Bale?

I wouldn’t say that he was really good, only that he’s never been better.

Or search/navigation…

He probably couldn’t have, though. Not without cheating.

1 to 5, inclusive

High fructose corn syrup

I’d imagine stealing your passport or wallet would be the real goal there.

One apostrophe to beam up.