Starting to think I’m a weirdo.

I just saw a story about how plants scream but we can’t hear them.

Make sure Joe pardons the fuck out everybody on your way out. Also he should resign if only to fuck with their merch.

I expect they won’t be good poops.

Ooooooh yeah!

I’ve heard those quick keys a thousand times but my brain has determined that it is not necessary information for me to retain.

Perhaps whoever smelt it actually did dealt it.

One hurricane season without FEMA and I suspect their constituents would realize their mistake.

I just use an xbox controller.

Lucky you.

Aren’t the other ones ten years long?