If a passenger is sucked out into the open air and plunges to their death, obviously they can take advantage of the free market solution on their next flight and choose to fly in a different aircraft.

Climate made them hardy. Neighbors made them warriors. Geography made them legends.

I think it’s an actual scam that the scammer is trying to play off as ironic. Dennis Hope has been doing this thing for decades now.

For similar scammer hilarity, check out Lunar Embassy.

Because your heist movie would boring if it went according to plan.

At your service, comrade.

“I never thought I’d post side-by-side with a Posadist.”

“How about side-by-side with a comrade?”

“Aye. I could do that.”

Aaaaaaand there’s all the traumatic memories of working tech support coming flooding back.

Speaking as a canuck, I second this. Our racist state, with its own low-key apartheid system that harms the First Nations, is basically irredeemable.

Also, I’m willing to collaborate with the Chinese government in exchange for having input into nuclear strike locations. First, Red Deer needs to go, followed by Cochrane, Airdrie, and Okotoks.

Have a trans man voice Master Chief. The gamers will lose their shit.

That would be an interesting double-bill on saturday animation night on the hextube.

All I know is my gut says maybe.

Most of the progressive currents being driven by people who want to fuck the aliens.

Until then, we’ll have to improvise.

It’s amazing what that show got away with, like the references to Miss Bellum being a lesbian.

I would probably have to read a text from my employer saying I need to come in to work regardless.

The Ukrainian and western media also consistently fail to mention if the people who died in attacks were the sort of people who wear uniforms and carry or operate weapons and have ranks and operate in a group.

France and Germany were literally fighting over that territory since 843 when Charlemagne essentially created France and Germany by giving the two regions to two rival sons, who both cooperated to invade the third son sandwiched between them.

If I had a time machine and wanted to do something really funny, I’d try to arrange it so that Alsace-Lorraine was given to the Jewish diaspora as a homeland in recompense for the holocaust instead of Palestine.

Oh please do. That sounds like a hilarious slop night.

Every last bit of commercial junk food in my kitchen is now in the trash. I’m done with that crap. I’m not going to set some extreme fitness goals for the year because I know I won’t stick to that. But I am setting new healthy-eating standards.

Of course I did keep the baked goods my mom sent me for christmas. They were made with love.