“My expertise is mostly in sorting algorithms. I don’t see how–”

“Shut up, nerd! Get in the tower and make the planes stay in the air”

I made the Enola Gay joke a couple weeks ago thinking there’s no way they could be that stupid. I don’t know why I’m surprised.

It goes straight to Hell, MI

We should keep pointing out moments of ambiguous facial expressions among Trump’s inner circle to gaslight MAGA into constant infighting.

Modern men’s fashion peaked in the 1920s. I’ve been watching Boardwalk Empire lately and everyone is dressed so sharp.

I say modern fashion because we use be allowed to wear all kinds of cool stuff like poofy sleeves, cod pieces, capes, and tights.

Not pictured: the giant, shitty looking pile of rubble under them.

They just blasted chunks off the mountain and left the mess behind

Everywhere I’ve worked has been the last 4 combined.

I shit. I shat. I have shitten.

So we’ll have green energy but capitalism will be as strong as ever. A solar dystopia. At least there will be a future for us to be shadowrunners in.

Reminds me of the game Contraband Police that used Cyrillic Соитяaьаид on the poster which reads “Soityaa’aid Police”

This is actually how I maintain my weight. I use my laziness to my advantage by only keeping food I have to cook first in the house.

I’ve lost some weight recently because my oven’s thermometer broke and I haven’t felt like fixing it so now I can’t even heat up tendies and frozen pizzas. People have been asking if I’ve been working out. Nope, I’m just too lazy to eat

For some reason if you put that sound at the beginning of a word most English speakers can’t say it.

Have fun trying to climb up there to take it down, you fascist hogs

Obligatory Cum Town link

If they make it so only government officials can join the instance, having an account on there could act like verification. You’d be able to trust that every post from there is official and not some impostor spreading misinformation (they could still be spreading misinformation but at least it’d be official government misinformation). Meanwhile I don’t have to make an account on a government website to see the posts and can maintain some privacy. The fediverse rocks!

“…both fought bitterly. But Guy knocked his adversary from his horse and kept him down easily with his lance as he was struggling to get up. Then his opponent, running nearer, ran Guy’s horse through with his sword, disemboweling it. Sliding from the horse, his sword drawn, Guy attacked his adversary. A continuous and bitter encounter followed with exchanges of sword blows, until, worn out by the weight and burden of their arms, they threw away their shields and hastened to win the fight with their strength in wrestling. Iron Herman fell prostrate to the ground, and Guy threw himself on top of him, pounding the knight’s mouth and eyes with his iron gauntlets. But just as one reads of Antheus, the prostrate man gathered strength bit by bit from the coolness of the ground and slyly made Guy think he was certain of victory while he rested. Meanwhile, having raised his hand very smoothly to the lower edges of the mail coat, where Guy was unprotected, and grabbed him by the testicles, he collected his strength for a single effort and threw him from him, breaking open all the lower parts of his body by this grabbing throw so that the prostrate Guy grew weak and cried out that he was defeated and was going to die.” - Galbert of Bruges.

You probably want to go with the firing squad

It’s spelled “wiener” though since it comes from Wien (aka Vienna) and -er, like Hamburg-er and Frankfurt-er.

The page about dropping the nukes on Japan will be removed due to the aircraft’s DEI name

I’m waiting for skyrim and oblivion to be remade in OpenMW

I don’t know if I’d call Musk’s dress casual. He’s reminiscent of an SS officer.