I told my dog that if I die she can eat my face.

It’s been my daily driver for 26 years. 40 years or so if you include Unix before.

He’s lying.

There is no chance in hell that he knows who King George is/was.

I’m sure they’ll be able to improve that rate.

I’m purposely planning road trips to avoid red states. Trip to west coast will go straight north and then head west through Canada.

I’ll probably have to compromise on some trips and allow myself to drive through red states. I’ll do my best to stock up on supplies before entering red states but they sure cover a lot of land.

Wisconsin and Michigan sure messed up my routes.

Well before then actually.

My parents bought a house for $14k in the mid 70s.

In the text it calls them “pregnancy resource center”. Let’s rebrand planned parenthood and donate away!

We’ll be extremely luck to only have a recession.

Yep.

Nothing some acetone can’t take care of.

“you” was rhetorical. You do understand that someone can wear a Nazi uniform? That is no different than driving a nazi car.

Musk still gets some money if you ever need parts. I had to replace the heater and went to non tesla shop. Unfortunately, he wasn’t able to get a used heater so I had to buy a new part.

I have BYD badges that should be here any day.

The same way you have a nazi uniform.

The main difference is Tesla owns the showrooms not a 3rd party.

Tesla does not have dealerships. That is why they can’t sell cars in some states.

Tesla doesn’t have dealerships. All show rooms are owned by Tesla.

We’re blue, we’re green, we’re something in between.