Sounds an awful lot like both Rubber (about a tire that kills people with its brain) and In Fabric. Both are pretty good

Both the funniest and most wished for idea this year!

Based on primogeniture, wouldn’t that mean Don Jr is taking over? Then Eric? Clearly, the girls would be skipped…

So does this mean Barron is going to kill his brothers to ascend the throne?

I’d also be asking for a significant raise and to keep any severance money, tax free.

You misspelled it. I think it’s an n and not and l

This should totally happen. I struggle to think of anything that would be made worse by adopting European laws and customs.

I predict Vaccine tourism is just around the corner…

Finally, an idea I think we can all agree on.

Of course not. They’re a corporation. We like to think they’re perhaps less evil than others, but the truth is they would harvest their users internal organs if they thought it would increase shareholder value.

Fuck Capitalism.

Always loved the look of these. One day I’ll own one

The kind where they were getting ready to do it, and then pulled the trigger early

As other’s have mentioned, it’s what the Nazi’s did.

It’s the whole cycle of violence thing. The Nazi’s did it to the Jews, who were less powerful than them. And now the Jews are passing it along to a people that are less powerful than they are.

Jews have long been proud of their tradition of questioning and reasoning. What I want to hear is Netanyahu in court explaining why his government did this. And it has to be more than a “they did it first” argument.

The Canadian border (where I live) has signs literally everywhere stating you cannot cross the border with a gun. I just assumed it was the same everywhere. Color me stupid…

I didn’t realize that was possible…

Is that what the second amendment says? I thought it was the right of citizens to bear arms.

Not sure how that would be related to sending the guns to Mexico?

Also, not an American and clearly not a constitutional lawyer…

This implies you neither use nor change the toilet paper… Interesting…

Is it just possible they got rid of a highly trained and competent trans pilot and replaced them with Private Cousinfucker from Dumbfuckistan?

When bullets are fired from a gun, that’s a chemical reaction, right? Does this mean no more school kids will get shot as well?

Who cares? It’s a total banger

Guys, you’re not thinking of the Shareholders and their need to survive open-wallet surgery here…