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American peasants: Yeah! Fuck those chynese peasants!

Computer enhance them teethums, 🧐ah yes a fine specimen.

Our foreign mercenary force: good just righteous.

Their foreign mercenary force: evil barbaric wicked.

Business opportunity: Rent yourself out to the chuds for a fee so they can “own” you. That’ll be $1,500 a month plus tip.

Isn’t Mitchell MAGA or was at some point? Kind of feels like a let them fight moment.

Bumping!

jdpon don to all maoist third-worldists: patriots in control!

record scratch and freeze frame Yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got here? Well it all begins with a diamond mine in apartheid south africa…

Bump, I got this razer I have now of amazon for like $20 I believe and it works fairly well. Before that I had a steel series for YEARS and I had to retire it because it was all disgusting from daily use.

Getting very mad and calling the police during a midnight screening of a schlocky movie because how dare you disrupt my vibeo gmae kino.

My mom got me Final Flounder VII for the PLAYSTACEAN anyone want to come over after school?

Hey aliens are serious business and not a laughing matter.

Honestly anything is on the table given how weird all the stories of close encounters are so one of them being a 7 foot tall hairy beast isn’t too out there.

The grizz is walking upright now, we’re fucked.

That’s the bastardized american version where they cut out the bits from the japanese show when kikkoman wasn’t in costume.

I like aliens (if you hadn’t gleamed that from my bio and profile pic) and I often run into bigfoot people when I root around online in ufo discussions. It’s pretty common for people to have out there views on the creature like this. I’m on the fence if it’s real or not, unlike aliens/ufos which have a lot of documented evidence behind them, most of the bigfoot phenomenon is hearsay and people faking it.

Lenin with his “fbi female body inspector” t-shirt on.

AI can never do something as funny as this.

No, no, no, you see when indian men are creepy on facebook it’s bobs and vagene jokes, but when it’s an honest god fearing white boy it’s well the situation is nuanced and he’s a promising young upstart!