No

Vim, fight me.

He/him

They’re still there.

I woke up and time made no sense, the sun was an hour ahead. I have some clocks that I deliberately keep air gapped from the internet, those clocks all agreed with the sun. Only the clocks that were connected to the internet changed, I think it was the government!

I didn’t expect this question to be so hard. I’d probably squander it trying to decide the best way to use a free hour.

No, but I think we’re statistically likely to be in a simulation of the universe. Suppose a sufficiently advanced civilization is able to create an advanced machine capable of simulating the universe. It stands to reason that they’d be able to simulate it multiple times, as their technology improves, they can simulate it more times. There could be nearly infinite simulations, but only one real universe. What are the odds that this universe is the real one?

Yellow.

I prefer less, the shortcuts are intuitive and searching backwards has been a life saver for me.

Yes, it hurt before, it still does.

I don’t care, I just want it to stop happening.

No, they are roughly the same amount of time.

Hot

Is the banana sad because he says it in past tense or is he sad because he is asking and it hasn’t happened yet?

That’s about 11 pennies per piece. Alternatively, you can give them 300 pennies and they legally have to accept it as a form of payment(in the US).

Generally, if they have big scary looking claws they are less reliant on their tail so their tickles aren’t so spicy. Conversely, if they have tiny claws they are heavily reliant on tail tickles.

They may even adorably hide in the leaves of the skimmer to give you surprise tickles.

That’s about PFAS not plastics. I’m sure the same logic applies but I haven’t seen a similar study but for micro plastics yet.

The image ars used here is amazing.