‘Remember that obese rockstar whose heart exploded while trying to take a shit? I’m basically like him!’

But seriously, can he be like Elvis in this specific way?

They mean the Gilead Age

The exact same thing happened on January 6th. They initially expressed disapproval and dismay, but once the “it was just a riot, bro” narrative caught on all dissent vanished. They’d received their marching orders so they no longer had to face the terrifying prospect of actually having to think for themselves.

Yep, he’s already proven that he’s above the law; this is just stochastic terrorism.

Reality is even worse than Idiocracy, because at least President Camacho recognised his own limitations and asked the smartest person in the room to help.

The sad thing is that it was fairly progressive then to have openly gay men on TV who weren’t there as either the butt of a joke or a flamboyant “gay bestie” stereotype.

Fuck it

OOPs your SQL

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It’s probably just the suit jacket, those things do restrict your arm’s vertical range of movement.

I would rather smear human shit in my eyes than watch it.

Also the problem of relying on a nation state to allow these certificates to be issued in the first place. A repressive regime could simply refuse to give its citizens a certificate, which would effectively block them from access to a platform that required them.

Please understand that this is not directed at you personally, but fuck you. Sincerely, the rest of the world.

Edit because I can’t just leave it at that: I’m furious at the US but I also despair for all of the innocent people (Americans and others) who are going to suffer as a result.

No, they’re negative.

Exactly. What do you want him to do? Attempt a coup to stay in power? Americans voted for this and nobody is coming to save you.

Because fuck you, who’s going to stop him?

If he’d ever actually parented any of his children he’d have already experienced that at least once.

That’s probably going to happen anyway but we’ll never know about it unless a lucky microphone picks it up.

It functions the same way as the Death Note. Let’s call it the Brown Note.

That’s a real dollar coin that could be used in circulation, but it costs much more than its face value to buy and it’s worth a lot more than its face value to collectors.

To be fair though, Dutton and the Liberal party are pretty closely aligned politically with Republicans, they just have to tone it down to not scare off the more moderate voters.

And being part of the Commonwealth, we still have the monarch as the head of state but have Governer Generals who perform the monarchs roles when they are not about.

This is true of Australia, but having the British monarch as head of state is not a requirement for Commonwealth membership - there are a few members that have their own heads of state.

Australia didn’t rebel like those dastardly yanks. We became an independent country in 1901.

Expanding on this a bit, while Australia did become its own country in 1901 our legal system was still linked to the British one and the British parliament could legislate for Australia until the Australia Act 1986 was passed, which cut all remaining legal and legislative ties to the UK.