I don’t care what people say, the most important historical event in my lifetime was the discovery and release of the lost Steely Dan tape containing The Second Arrangement
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They’d just take this as evidence of institutionalized persecution against Christians
The top eighth of a billionaire and the bottom seven-eighths of a billionaire
When you’re too old to rock ‘n’ roll and you’re too young to die
4·6 days agoThe code could associate skipped or unskipped symbols with the location of stars in the sky at a distant point in time unknown to those trying to break the code
31·7 days agoIf a bull in a China shop breaks 99% of the China in an hour, then he can’t possibly break more than that during his second hour in the shop.
I often overhear my company’s marketing department say to each other to have ChatGPT write up their Facebook posts, etc. That sure makes the company come across as genuine and caring to their customers!
I sure hope when Trump said he wants to be president for life that his monkey’s paw curled a finger. Ideally, this would leave only the middle finger upright.
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The three circles can overlap. Peter Gabriel, for example. Probably David Byrne, Brian Eno, Nina Simone too, off the top of my head.
Kenneth Lamar Noid proved that violence is an effective means of stopping advertisements
Semicolons are hard people
Commas aren’t hard people
223·13 days agothe first outbreak in the town of Boloko began after three children ate a bat
You’re kidding me
👏 Progeny 👏 aren’t 👏 people 👏 They 👏 are 👏 a 👏 commodity👏
Um acktually Mark Hamill played a member of the Resistance as recently as 2019 in his iconic Star Wars role of Boolio the Ovissian (I am of course not counting the farcical Lego Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy (2024) nor Hamill’s lesser pre-Resistance roles in The Book of Boba Fett (2021-2022) or The Mandalorian (2019-2023) series). He played a member of the Rebellion on film as recently as 1983. He’s going to have to proton torpedo a whole lot of fascists to get my forgiveness for making such an elementary error.
A lot of people I’ve talked to know people who are sick or are sick themselves. I’m expecting Republicanitis to be the norm going forward.
Tbh when I played it as a kid I felt like I needed a help system for the help system
Dammit, Jim! I’m a doctor, not a rapist fraudster bigoted fascist!