No please! The fact those media outlets are just straight up funded by the US government makes it so easy to own Libs when they cite them! If you privatize US propaganda it will require so much more research to disprove them!

Hm, fair, still probably grannies tho

I know so many people who’s life cycle is just work-binge watch some show I’ve never heard of even though it’s in its 13th season now apparently-sleep-maybe get drunk and watch sports, and that’s it.

We give people shit for watching fucking “BreadTube” but the worst of that shit is still probably more intellectual stimulating than the 18th season of Doctor Sexy-Pants MD or Real Nanny’s of Tallahassee.

I think we gotta remember we’re in an online bubble here. “Normies”, for lack of a better term, don’t really experience the same cycles of cringe and based as online weirdos like us do. There’s people out there who still like Rick and Morty and Big Bang Theory, there’s people who don’t have any idea what Elon posts on Twitter, they just know him as based rocketship man.

Even if it’s no rigged, national polling is increasingly inaccurate. It’s all done by phones and anyone under 45 just lets anonymous numbers go to voicemail now. The only people getting polled are lonely grannies who will gladly talk the ear off of any human who will listen.

Be incoherent.

You can cry if you want to

I don’t personally care for Kendrick music but glad to see Drake getting owned.

I’d probably just go get drunk

That’s where dogs come from duh!

This is up there with the great avocado heist

“Let me return to the SWAMP!”

You should watch the show Pantheon

I stab landlords with a katana constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)

They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

So, literally, do nothing, win

He announced he was retiring a couple months ago.

I have this older coworker who’s known for rambling half coherently and constantly humming to himself.

A few days ago in the break room he was talking at me while I tried ignoring him on my phone. He said “My friend tells me humming to yourself all the time is a sign of senility, but I think that’s a leftist conspiracy because I’m still sharp as a tack!”

I had to get up and go to the bathroom to laugh my ass off.

Thanks, this armchair is pretty comfy

Jesus Christ Kazakhstan!

They were also working in a country with an actual proletariat class is the thing.