

Can’t spell “advertisements” without semen between tits
Can’t spell “advertisements” without semen between tits
I believe it’s heavily dependent on your body shape what rise feels comfortable for you. Don’t know how you are shaped but I have been sausage-shaped for years, my boob, waist and hip circumference virtually the same. There was a narrower spot just about below the ribs so the most comfortable tights and leggings cover my navel. There was a case where my tights got swapped with my shorter friend’s ones and I had to make a walk of shame with a hangover (self inflicted, no regrets) in tights that no matter how high I hiked them, went fthumph after every five steps and rolled themselves around my crotch…
Now that menopause is basically here and my body fat is scooching from back to front, I’ve obtained lovely apple shape with waist bigger than hips. I got a pair of very stretchy footless tights where I can basically pull the edge up to my bra. Ultimate comfort, no rolling, no slipping, smooth like a seal.
I guess if you have low hips then low rise feels much more comfortable and high rise starts rolling whereas high hips need to be covered higher to anchor the waist behind something.
No, that’s a mole
I seem to have an extended version of this, it’s entertained me for years
Was that commute in solitude in your car or, like, public transport?
I need stories about Jynx, sounds like we’re in for a ride
Maybe a typo from loaf mode? That would make sense
Magnificent
Do you still have the whole crew or is Dirty the only one around now? How old is Dirty?
For dogs one spot is the chest between the front legs as well, they really can’t reach it themselves. It’s quite amusing how they just lean on your scratching hand, eyes rolling back
I live in a city with great public transport and for years Google maps was great for bus/tube times and walking routes. Now after 6 years of no probs Google maps has forgotten the bus stop right under my window and thinks I should walk up or down the road to the next stop. It has forgotten the crossings what are still there, no road works or anything, and thinks I should take 15 min detour instead of just crossing the street right then and there. It’s clearly going downhill here.
Not to worry, I’m convinced you’re a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.
But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…
I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?
Estonian word for clerk or attorney or secretary, someone who deals with stuff