Laughing all the way to Hell, my friend

Sorry, you’re now allowed to count only One Second at a time,

Can’t wait for the movie. (If we’re still alive for it)

Wally Gator was, indeed, an emotional support animal. However, upset citizens reported him and animal control took Wally and released him.

He is missing, presumed dead because of his amicable personality.

I’d live here. (I am a vampyr)

-…his mother was completely consumed by robotic bees. So it goes.

Usually between sobs

Thank you. I recently listened to the newest episode of Sawbones and Dr. Sydney mentions the tuberculosis outbreak and this specifically.

:(

Oglaf is a wacky treasure 🙏

Lookin fresh as hell, friend 🤙

Burger proceeds to accelerate off the table, killing everyone inside

Aye Climate Change is coming for all of us. It’ll burn on its own course in due time.

Absolutely devastating. He will be missed.

I’m terrified now. But, you know, egg prices or whatever-…

50 I’m not going higher

I want this as my epitaph.

Or a tramp stamp.

Yeah Skyrim was only released 14 years ago! Wait-… wait, oh no 👴 ⏰