DOGE Plan to Push AI Across the US Federal Government is Wildly Dangerous.

Fixed that for you.

To be fair, there’s nothing wrong with him that can’t be cured by some good, old-fashioned, Jonestown Flavor Aid.

You cut that out. It’s way too late for a headache right now.

He’s doing the best Zapp Brannigan impression I’ve ever seen.

I don’t know where this was made, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it were Mexico:

Thank you! I was going for something like, “What if the federation went imperialist and capitalist?” It makes sense that they would also become dogmatically religious too.

The horse has been dead for thousands of years, and the dust of its former corpse has scattered to the wind. Yet somehow, it’s still being beaten because anything less would be “woke.”

Working Class vs Ownership Class

GI JOE!

We could brand it as Special K and introduce a meat line of products

Generous of you to assume they were joking rather than testing the waters.

What about Morty-style psychic shields?

We can just make vaccines from autistic people

Their meat is oily and diseased?

Firefly: a lightning bug

Lightning bug: a firefly

Fire bug: an arsonist

Lightning fly: ??? The electric eel of the dragonfly world?

“Is that bat glowing?”

That’s no bat. Run!"

[Electrical crackling sounds]

“I cast 200 μg Luciferin.”

[Dice noises]

“Nat 15. Your abdomen glows and dims slowly and rhythmically.”

They failed to pay troll toll, unlike Russia. Glad they got charged. Now add the Russian offenders, too. Otherwise, this just comes across as a distraction: “See? We really are maintaining cybersecurity! Honest!”

I’m definitely with you on that in spirit. I would starve if I actually practiced that across the board. I figure if we start from the top down, maybe we can get the co-ops to come back. Our neighborhood co-op grocery closed down not too long ago, and all that’s left are national chains.

Good read. It’s definitely AI.