NoSpiritAnimal

This is why I scream curses constantly inside my car. Go ahead and mine that data fuckwads. You’re gonna learn I fucking hate NJ drivers.

Ok where can I buy this obvious joke? I want to make cis men nervous.

FYI this account is controlled by Congressman Gym “Protect Sexual Predators at All Costs” Jordan

Lean over with a good grippy glove and wrench that little blue bitch out.

Or buy Honda Part number 07AAA-PLCA100 and a ratchet.

Love seeing all the pissed off abstainers get angry that they’re not being thanked.

It didn’t work in 2016. It didn’t work in 2024. Maybe next time? Oh wait…

No, it’s bait. The actual series is far more weird and not sexual. It devolves into these women with some sort of weird monkey man looking on and being tormented in the shower.

The artist did realize how popular this image has become, and has since pivoted to making only weirdly sexy photos of these women.

His name is Eugeny Hramenkov if you’re going to go searching.

Ah so only the unverifiable services that don’t require an easily trackable commodity did well.

I wish I could make up income too.

Because Fruits were taxed higher than vegetables, so importers started listing them as a vegetable.

It’s tax dodges all the way down.

Got that server migration to Meta done in only 14 hours

When does the move forward without them start, because it’s been “give one more chance” since the 1970s.

Hey Dasani bottles from only the finest hydrants

“Goblin Mode Pearl Harbor” as Zorro Zipper Zen removes Anal-Ambiguator

Roaches, but I suppose enough bug bombs would work either way

The NY charge calls for a specific action taken against a government entity.

Unless UHC is part of the government, but corporations as government is Musolini style fascism, and the US isn’t a fascist country, right?

As somebody with kids, I feel the same way. People asking “are you gonne have more?” Or “were you trying?”

Like yeah I jazz up in there on the reg Aunt Linda thanks for asking about me dropping these loads, pass the ham.

Tacquito can go about his business

Lol more convinced than ever they’re following some Canadian/Vermont kid on a bus trip back north, just because he stopped a night in a NY hostel and wore the wrong type of jacket on his morning coffee run.

They’re all at my house hell yeah 😎

Yeah totally

Zoloft just means I get more cardio