Well I hope nothing ever goes wrong with your house’s roof or siding or HVAC or foundation or plumbing or electrical or…

I’ve been pronouncing it “doogie” because it makes it seem as silly as it is

ITT: people who want free housing without understanding the costs of owning a house

Did those friends run the risk of having to pay for a new roof or anything else that can go wrong with a house? Tell me you’ve never owned a house without telling me you’ve never owned a house

Pretty standard WAFM comment at this point

*What a fucking moron

Dogs love me, but you still shouldn’t trust me

I was hoping someone had posted this so I wouldn’t have to look for it myself

Enjoy your pink eye

Man tells the truth and is summarily punished for it. Also:

Musk announced the restoration of some funding.

This is bullshit, just like when he said he restored the Ebola prevention team

Wow, that’s a lot of bullshit in such a short amount of text. Ignoring most of it, I’ll focus on the “money” sent. We didn’t send much in the way of funds. What we sent was old, obsolete, and outdated weapons and munitions which we will then replace with newer, modern and updated stock.

Accuses someone of being a “potty mouth” then proceeds to use the exact same “vulgarity”. Okay then, hypocrite

This was a planned ambush. Zelensky handled it as well as could be expected under the circumstances. The fact that Vance and Trump kept demanding he say thanks and be obsequious to them when they’ve done nothing but undermine Ukraine and carry Putin’s water was beyond parody.

Thank you? For what? Extortion while promising nothing? If I were him I’d have told them to go fuck themselves. I guess that’s why I’m not president of jack shit.

Better that than the alternative

Not just dick pics. Pics of dicks infected with STDs. Wikipedia can help with that.

Sounds like they should visit you for a while

Judges don’t say “objection”. Opposing council does.

The Judges of Dredd’s universe were judge, jury, and executioner. We may need them to have that power to combat the current regime, but once they have that there’s no going back.

Hey now, I also failed a lot of my college classes around that same time, but not because I was a moron, I was just too lazy to attend classes