We need to clone Teddy Roosevelt and make his clone president ASAP.

Exorcising tariffs again and again. Standing strong against Trump’s bullshit.

It just occurred to me that Trump might be Ellen Pao-ing Musk. He knows the tariffs and mass layoffs and deportations are going to crash the economy. He needs a fall guy when it happens.

Do all your unpopular, disastrous policies with an unpopular person standing in front of you, then blame everything on that person and send them packing.

And potential buyer.

Calling veterans who served the country honorably lazy and unworthy of employment is certainly a choice. Adding disabled veterans to that list is yet another choice.

I’m not a “thank you for your service loudly at a restaurant” guy, but respect is certainly owed for service. Getting fired and called out in a press conference for being unworthy of employment is definitely not respect.

Normally, I’d be against blocking a transition to for-profit, but if Fuhrer Edison is on the other side, it’s easy to assume bad things happen if he gets his way. He’s a cartoon villain at this point.

The Boomer+ Army is on standby to use their Karen powers for good. Just wait until that first check is missed. All hell will break loose.

Nazi traitors gonna do traitorous Nazi shit. God bless Ukraine and its holy fight against evil. They will find a way and emerge victorious.

All these Antifa farmers and veterans asking questions about getting bankrupted by Elon administration policies are clearly woke trans communist activists in disguise. Be sure to tell them that when it comes time for the midterms.

The end left me breathless with antici

It’s too bad the royals and Trump don’t have the privacy of Epstein’s island to hash these things out between their other activities there, whatever those were.

“Russian warship… Go fuck yourself.”

Standing ovation if you’re on a Boeing plane.

Imagine being an idealistic staff member who was part of an insurgent progressive senate campaign and winning. Then, just a short time after, you’re being asked to draft a memo on how torturing Palestinians either didn’t happen or is justified if it did, because the senator himself demands it.

I’d resign too.

Exactly. Vance is a Manchurian candidate for the fascists in Silicon Valley. He’s there to take over if need be or to run after Trump’s term is over. I doubt he has any actual agency.

This week, the three sources told NBC News, career employees at high managerial levels, namely Senior Executive Service and General Schedule 15 employees, may be removed from agencies across DHS — not to reduce the size of the workforce but to remove employees whom the administration sees as potentially standing in the way of goals the Trump administration has for the agency.

In case you’re wondering, they aren’t firing the DHS agents looking at dick pics and reading private messages. It’s the ones pushing back against that.

Trump is and always has been Putin’s bitch. We all know this. Don’t be surprised. It makes things harder, but it’s not the end.

Russia has destroyed itself fighting this war, and Europe is waking up to the fact that it needs to defend itself collectively.

Fuhrer Musk took his mask off at the inauguration. He knows the role he sees himself playing. He sees Trump as his press secretary dealing with the media.

Aviation safety is the canary in the coal mine. They actively deal with a massive amount of traffic with a virtually zero error rate. That rate moved up a notch. As cuts continue, it will move up more notches.

Everything’s else we’ve considered safe for decades because it’s being protected by diligent, but thankless, federal workers is going to follow suit.

An Einstein ring is an example of strong gravitational lensing,” explained study lead Conor O’Riordan of the Max Planck Institute for Astrophysics in Germany. “All strong lenses are special, because they’re so rare, and they’re incredibly useful scientifically. This one is particularly special because it’s so close to Earth and the alignment makes it very beautiful.”

I would never pretend I can even remotely wrap my head around this, but anything that helps us understand how gravity works seems like a scientific gold mine.