Well we wouldn’t have to worry about global warming anymore

Surprised the hell out of my history teacher when I had the answer for what number President Warren Harding was. Took me a minute and a half to get to that point of the song though lol

Pft, the real cumsluts are butterflies. They’re always getting creampied because they’ve evolved a second stomach in their pussies called the bursa copulatrix that only digests cum

The majority of microplastics found in the human body are tire rubber that gets breathed in. So all we have to do is ban cars.

AMD is doing really great things with APUs like the Steam Deck. I just got a travel mini PC with a Ryzen 7 7840U. It can play most games at 1080p high quality with 30fps and fits in the palm of my hand.

It might be a while before you can play VR on an APU but they’re already comparable to GPUs from 5 years ago

If any American politician or service member is arrested it triggers the Hague Invasion Act that Bush Jr signed into law

Snakes only produce a small amount of venom and it takes days to replenish reserves. They have fine muscle control over how much venom they release and scientists have measured them releasing amounts of venom relative to the size of their target.

Not sure how aware they are of doing it but I wouldn’t be surprised with all of a viper’s sensory organs that they knew venom would go to waste on a prosthetic

I really need to change my online handle :(

People with inattentive disorder like using devices too

That is fun, the only other media I’ve seen like that is Quest for Fire (1981) starring Ron Pearlman

Also from cum

“The bursa copulatrix receives, stores, and digests the spermatophore and other substances transferred by the male during copulation,”

Telegony has come back around https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4282758/

Well TIL, I always thought that executive orders were a way to bypass Congress. I know that there was a Democratic Congress in 1971, I wonder why they rubber stamped that for Nixon.

That has never stopped presidents before. In response to inflation in 1971 President Nixon issued an executive order making it illegal to raise prices for several months and before him FDR went even farther with rationing and controlling wages.

Inflation is actually super easy to control. You just need to be willing to threaten business leaders with serious jail time.

The investment class realized it’s way more profitable to cellar box a struggling company and that you can short sell the stock and never have to pay up when the company goes bankrupt. Free money!

I went to Houston for the first time this year. I knew they’re against any socialist policies but I didn’t realize to what an extreme degree. The thing that surprised me the most was no sidewalks! Hundreds of pedestrians are killed each year in the greater Houston area

The years of research and development were spent making sure it didn’t end up in self-aware megalomaniacal computer storage