North Sea sailor:

Mediterranean sailor:

Yes

Just handed over the Pacific Islands to China.

In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a Tasmanian queen!

Not dark but beautiful, and terrible as the dawn!

Treacherous as the sea!

Stronger than the foundations of the earth!

All shall love me and despair!

Shhh!

Jorts?

Shorts

The department so efficient they need two bosses

Dislike: Achilles Like: Bophadese

He literally promised massive instant inflation with his tariffs.

While Elon destroys any safety nets.

Go at it blubber boy really fuck shit up. Demonstrate how to dismantle an economy in real time.

Set the leopards loose.

There are so so many faces to be eaten.

Ah, the old Lemmy metaaroo!

But what if the candidate denied he had leprosy?

A good point, probably not the best way to get his attention in that scenario. I guess international diplomacy does mean you have to hold your nose sometimes…

The only thing strong about Trump is the smell coming from his diapers.

How long did he last in the first Trump administration? He was in some tech advisory group or something. Not very long as I recall. A couple of Mooches?

Trump unleashing the leopards to eat the people’s faces.

Exactly as he promised.

You seem very picky as to which genocide is ok.

The Russian land grab and physical and cultural genocide of Ukraine.

The Israeli land grab and physical and cultural genocide of Gaza/Palestine.

You can’t be absolutist about one and hand wave the other.

No purity for you.

Sorry about your dad.

So Vance is running the place not Trump?