Nah, edging is still legal

It’s this mentality that prevents us from creating time machines

You can blame congress as well. They could be making laws to help with this

“Ah, you’ve been cursed by the amulet of cucking. It functions essentially like wild magic, anytime you do anything I can ask you to roll on the cucking table. You rolled a 60? Yeah, uh lemme check, your wife appears in front of you and she hits on the rest of the party making sure to see that you’re watching. Roll Charisma save.”

Is it “too early” for them to choke on a bag of dicks?

Tldr: classic corporate non-response

Honestly, they might have had their response made by AI as well. Really really really bad AI.