It isn’t like the old days. Religious people are among us now.

Ok, well, it’s stuck in my head now, so https://youtu.be/d5XJ2GiR6Bo

Are people buying smart TVs because there is something to like about them or is that the only kind of TV available in some parts of the world?

“Is it really so bad that I hang my toilet paper the other way around?”

Removed. Rule 1. Violence will not be tolerated.

Did Trump inject the word ‘dictate’ in there so he could justify calling Zelenskyy a dictator?

I recently just switched to “uhhhgghhhhh”.

I believe you. Still seems wild that I will never see another one in my lifetime.

How is the next transit of Venus not until 2117? That blows my socks’ mind. Seems like that should be happening very regularly.

Third time’s a charm!

And before that there were records with secret spirals.

She lives in the Mary Poppins house and has to stabilize her stack of cards like this every time the neighbour fires the canon.

A couple of those stickers appear to be load bearing for a tailgate that no longer latches.

She did a duet with Kid Rock. I am cautiously optimistic. Is she actually not a right winger anymore or is she just tired of cleaning rotten eggs off her car?

I was just thinking there should be Pez compatible mints.

That overwhelming male engagement is why Grindr has been so much fun on the whole.

Right? This — and literally nothing but this — is what all the outrage is about. Still, none of my business; everyone can buy whatever phones they want.

Sometimes you have to choose between two important things.

He’s going to sign an executive order forcing Potatohead to go by Mr. again, isn’t he.