Elon is the sort of person to (pay someone) to play universal paperclips and then wonder why they didn’t ask the AI to instead make money.

He does. They’re meant to ruin the US. You don’t require grand plans to destroy something with a sledgehammer.

Most everything with beets is delicious! It’s just exhausting to constantly encounter aversion to what delights me

America is terrified of cabbage, I’ve learned. Cabbage and beets

“Almost all the increase took place during Biden’s final months in office.“

I’m insulted on the behalf of the idiots who routinely believe his blatant lies

Dang, Romania has a more robust democracy than the US. Hard news to accept.

This will offer the basics in a surprisingly comprehensive package. If you obsess about things to an unhealthy degree, like myself, this will cover the biggest mistakes you could make, freeing you to explore within safe boundaries.

Advanced material involves photography staples like the rule of thirds and a willingness to just look up nudes to see whether anyone has had any ideas that you find interesting and applicable to yourself. Frankly, I just steal poses and framing while avoiding the mistakes outlined in that article.

Lemmy bar? Like an Internet cafe but with lemmy and booze?

One of these memes legitimately improved my nude game tenfold a long while ago. Framing, teasing, authority, levity, you have many ways to produce something sensual. Just steal others’ ideas if you lack originality or an eye for photos.

Oh, they weren’t concerned about your transportation, it was just a quiet attempt at getting information about you. You learn quite a bit about someone from their ride, or lack thereof.

Watching these laden ladies slowly trundle their way across a fence is so cute! They wobble fairly hard as they step, as the babies shift their skin up and down. Wish I could get my hands on one to squeeze their glorious corpulence.

For the twentieth time this month, siiiiiigh

What would the best method for auditing their sanitation practices be?

Capitalism’s greatest enemy finally unmasked!

Honestly, this is probably a kind take. The skin on his arms, legs, and belly should be slack and gnarled. This would be him 10 years ago, if not more

They sound like terrible, stagnant company who would not be missed

Or just ants. Ants ruin plans

Oh no, the obvious end to a stupid conundrum

Dang. Should have donated harder, bucko.

Both serve their uses. Send bee movie scripts to make them believe they’re filtering out all the nonsense, while keeping the quiet nonsense flowing.