Using sensible and Republican in the same sentence is an oxymoron.

He deserves it

If only

Bigotry and stupidity are two sides of the same coin.

It probably starved to death

And a twin bed to top it all off

Eliminate the need to sleep.

David Allen Coe

Bluebrixx are great! They’re also like 40% cheaper on average than Lego.

Billionaires also like to pretend they work hard, and actually do anything for themselves.

A deal with fast food would make people money so it’s very possible.

Worf and Troi

They threw a dart at a globe and that’s where it landed.

The only justice would be to fire and jail all healthcare CEOs and, reform the industry. Luigi has killed far less people than the average CEO.

Oh no! What will men in loveless marriages do?

His heart will give out before he sees any consequences unfortunately.

Qualifications are too “woke”. Fuck Republicans.

I genuinely doubt they have any idea who Nikola Tesla was.