I love Lancer shitposts because they always come across like a murder letter written by the utterly deranged.

…which honestly fits Lancer players, from what I have seen of the game.

Assigned Cactus At Birth.

…wait shit that acronym already exists.

That could probably be a sick way to flavour some protection spell. Casting shield by shooting out an array of flares would look awesome.

They’re neat, but I do find them to be quite Spooky.

I’ll see myself out-