Cool, even more lack of story.

I’m still convinced he only wants Greenland because it looks big on a map.

Fun fact: Christian Bale was 31 when he did Batman Begins, so Pattinson really is getting a bit old to play a “Year 2” version of the character.

The way he switched to toddler-talk when adressing Trump was masterful.

By all accounts, she is a beautiful, intelligent woman of color who speaks her mind. Of course racists hate her.

More like Hitler built the Autobahn. It was a program started by his predecessor, but Hitler quickly realized that it would give him quick routes for his tanks and equipment to move through Germany.

Probably better than the 2025 reality version.

And even if he’s stopped, then global warming will really kick in (since we did fuck all to mitigate it) and civilisation as we know it now will cease to exist. Peace and prosperity will became alien concepts of a golden past.

Yep, especially the alien species in the second book. Which was basically The Thing, but much more interesting.

I mean we had to get off the US’ teats at some point, it’s been 80 years. A pity that it had to happen like this, but we have to look forward and turn Europe into the beacon of democratic ideals that the US refuses to be anymore. It will be a hard and rocky road for sure, but we can come out the other side stronger and better in every way.

Isn’t that basically Canada?

It’s probably done by unpaid interns anyway.

Mozart? More like Meow-zart, amiright? (I’ll show meowself out.)

Also, private companies selling you tornado warnings for the small price of 50 dollar/month soon.

W. was certainly not the brightest bulb and unfortunately easily swayed by truly evil people around him (like Cheney), but I think as a president he always did what he thought was best for the country and its people. Trump only ever does what he thinks is best for himself.

I would say they are more like ringwraiths - twisted shadows of men bound to a larger evil, Putin.

Trump is definitely also an idiot.

Ersteres ja, aber glaube der Krieg hat schon längst begonnen. Aber er wird auf dem digitalen Schlachtfeld ausgetragen, mit der Allzweckwaffe Social Media.

And it’s falling apart since less and less people get born so you will never get out what you have paid in. It’s a system designed for the Boomer generation.

The difference is that Trump doesn’t need a False Flag operation to seize total power. The Supreme Court already gave it to him.