Hey bro sorry, I need to pay my rent a week late.

Literally, only .1% of the population will participate.

Don’t panic, I got you. I have a 10TB drive bursting at the seams ready for deployment. I’m not a fan of butt stuff, tho, so you gotta get that somewhere else.

Hey everyone, this guy thinks the movie is about him.

Oh man, if you like that, you’ll really love fried chicken.

You can’t tell by just looking at words.

A lot of Americans live on social websites like some other people.

10 years an electrician. I have never seen OSHA. The only time I’ve heard of OSHA showing up anywhere, the person that called got in trouble.

I beat DuckTales without getting hit.

Dude, shut up.

If most of the food you eat is wrapped in plastic or in a box, it’s not going to be any different.

Love terminator 6. Probably watch it tonight while my football team gets destroyed. #httr

I’ve thought a lot about this. It would have to be a game with no combat. Too cramped. It’d be a nice puzzle game like Myst, tho.

Edit: Stray 2: Kowloon

I’m currently on Emporium. But I have paid for more porn than I’ve stolen. And porn is cheap.

Those who cannot cook use not stick.

When I was a child, I used to gallop down the stairs like you’d see a lot of people doing in everyday life. I got to a point in my puberty that I had grown just enough to slam my head into the wooden stud at the bottom of my stairs going into the basement.

I’m pretty sure my IQ went down by about 25% that day.

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I’m insecure too. I love fat chicks.

I have timers/alarms for everything. At least one hundred.

Looks like I’m at least not schizophrenic. Hell yeah