Calls and texts - and only through icons. Otherwise it’s do not disturb 24/7.

A lot of the time, asking local businesses what they can do/order for you helps a lot. Just because they don’t have it doesn’t mean they can’t get it. Some local grocers offer delivery services. If you have the time, seed money and patience, you can grow a lot of food in a small amount of space.

My cat has a special diet, too. I asked if I could use pet food from an independent brand - since it was a food allergy, just a matter of excluding chicken and grain - and the vet said it was fine.

AWS is harder to avoid, but if you have to use a service, there are other companies who will put the effort in to take part of the pie from amazon.

And he decided to give up carbs part way through.

Everything else is understandable. Cat cleaning itself, lots of mugs, sock on the floor - par for the course.

It’s the two thirds of a donut on a fork that got me.

Owning a tesla is a pre-existing condition.

Just feel what you feel without putting a label on it. Honestly, the labeling is annoying. I tell folks I’m a person who’s into the people I like. As long as everyone is happy and consenting it shouldn’t matter what you call it.

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Attach a scope to that “camera.”

Malice and incompetence are etched into the same side of a coin.

Speak for yourself. Gimme that drama free dick.

A good friend compliments your outfit. A best friend says you’re too old to be wearing tripp jeans.

If we don’t want to be embarrassed about who we hang out with, we gotta be dicks sometimes.

I liked Windows 97.

One of the problems I’ve always had with the left (I’m a queer-ass lefty) is they talk like a cover letter written by AI. They’re treading carefully, trying to appeal to everyone, and sound like the soulless middle managers they are. The most iconic thing Kamela said, to me, is when she called the republicans weird.

I hope things like this become more common. I want to hear what people really think so I don’t feel like I’m going crazy alone. Be more like Bernie. Hell. I would love it if Bernie dropped some fuck yous and bitch asses.

Fuck you guys, Canada has dibs.

Finally. FINALLY. My ulcer grows every time I hear someone quote that list of evil things Monsanto does. Even though yes, they are evil.

You getting downvoted for stating what’s factually correct while still disagreeing with it is classic shooting the messenger.

All that (except daylight savings) and more happened before I was born and I knew about it before graduating highschool. “Covert” is different from “Most Americans don’t know.”

The US has been fucking with Canada for a long time before Trump.

We want to get rid of daylight savings time but won’t unless Americans follow suit.

The US has literally tried to tunnel underground to steal fresh water from Canada.

American administrations have been notoriously unfriendly to NDP governments and made threats when Saskatchewan elected a far left party, claiming Canada was leaning too far into socialism.

American fuckery (and a shitty PM) killed our aviation industry, leading to a reliance on the states to purchase military aircraft.

I send weekly complaints to the town council about how we can’t keep chickens. If people can have chickens in freaking downtown Vancouver, everyone should be able to have chickens.

From where I live I can look across the water, sighting distant shores, and declare “A mad man rules there.”