Oh shit. I’m a native English speaker and I had to read this 3 times to understand. I might be just a little too fucked up right now.

That was a hard upvote, man. You 100% just stole 20 seconds of my time. On the other hand, I wasn’t doomscrolling.

Could not be happier for you. I’m afraid of snapping turtles and the like, but if I weren’t a little bitch I would jump in

Closing one eye doesn’t help. Squinting doesn’t help. I hate it. Thanks, I love it !

Awe, cant hold your beans?

I get it, but maybe dont post just to be posting? The internet misses you, but it will get along OK without you for a day or two while you think of something relevant to anything.

Nope. I’m sorry. That was nasty. Reflective of my mood, not you. You did add to the conversation. And I apologize.

Is weight an advantage or a disadvantage in bobsledding?

It is The Problem. Human Nature. If there ever was a solution it is too late. Vaya con Dios

We got it, chief. It is very funny. Have a rest.

Thats a little dark, friend. Are you ok?

I lived on https://www.mudconnect.com/ for awhile back in the day, just trying out new ones. Looks like it still lists 683 of them.

Boo. But still upvoted because I’m still laughing over the waiter thing.

I dont know, man. I took two hits off this indica joint and im high as fuck. I apologize. But thank you for taking the time to explain it to me.

This made me very angry. I dont know why…

Im sorry. I know, I dont want to be that guy either, but what the fuck is this? Is it a DOS game? Can I download it from an abandonware website? Looks fun as fuck.

Honestly wholesome as fuck.

He was mayor of NY during 9/11. You want him to be a good guy. Thats good enough for a lot of people

Thats pretty much the “What I actually look like” panel if my life were a meme. Minor variations.

Oh sorry. Yes. That did happen and it was the clusterfuck you would expect from such a big-brained decision.