Per the Wikipedia article:

It is a common myth in the United States that DST was first implemented for the benefit of farmers.[38][39][40] In reality, farmers have been one of the strongest lobbying groups against DST since it was first implemented.[38][39][40] The factors that influence farming schedules, such as morning dew and dairy cattle’s readiness to be milked, are ultimately dictated by the sun, so the clock change introduces unnecessary challenges.[38][40][41]

TL:DR for the rest of the history and rationale: Most of this was rich people wanting more time for their personal hobbies, other people’s sleep and health be damned.

Long gone will be the days of banana bread

This might sound nuts but, programmable/shifting tattoos.

Like, it could detect elevated levels of cortisol in your blood or increased heart rate and then just gently pulse or warm up to a comforting temperature as a way calm you down or remind you to breathe. Or light up like a custom RGB keyboard, or change colors/holographic effects depending on time of day. Anything really.

“Thanks in advance”

This is the time for Nintendo to whip out a lawsuit

There’s dozens of us!

Sorry lol I’m an old. A lot of it came from some…”interesting” fandoms on tumblr and deviantart in the early-mid 2010s.

Spoiler: he’s actually just looking to buy another cow

You’re gorgeous and your hair looks great today 🩵

Remember when FOP casually depicted mpreg in a children’s cartoon?

Same lol my nerd ass just assumed the pic was blurred out for identity privacy reasons and was expecting an actual answer before I realized what comm this was in

Could always crosspost it to that comm ¯\(ツ)/¯

✨🌈 M A S K I N G 🌈 ✨

You mean well but these cars weren’t personal property:

Have they never heard of insurance? Tesla is having issues selling cars right now. You are burning unsold inventory that they can then claim to their insurance.

Unsold dealership vehicles. I wouldn’t be surprised if the dealership committed it themselves for that reason.

Dammit now I want to hug an inanimate object and offer her a warm cup of tea and a dress

Fully assembled

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Pile of assorted kitty limbs

If this isn’t already a copypasta it should be preserved as one. This is glorious

+1 and then you’re questioning whether or not your train of thought before you fell asleep was even coherent.

Pacing around aimlessly because you feel like you should be doing something, but you have no idea what.