People will come to work and say “oh sorry, I can’t read that since I’m not wearing my glasses” and I’m like “why would you go anywhere without glasses if you need glasses?” I just don’t understand it.

You def won’t be able to play EVERYTHING. Probably most things actually. But I bet there is some song you like or your parents kinda liked (that you don’t mind) that only uses A, D, C, G, Am, Em, Dm.

In addition to finding some online instruction, I highly recommend looking for a song you actually want to play instead of just folk songs and traditionals. Unless you’re a die hard jazz fan, I’m certain if you made a list of 10 songs you’d be able to find a tune within reach. There are so many songs built with open chords that most beginners learn first, defiantly seek them out!

People who use exfoliating gloves and wash clothes are fine and all but it’s not like the majority of the world works in high viscosity grease factories. I roll bare-handed and never stink or feel dirty during a typical day.

I’m a real estate office drone who loves guitar and video games. Took a programming 101 class and absolutely hated it. Fuck Spez!