Big_Bob [any]

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Cake day: June 28th, 2022

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  • As a Norwegian, Norway is the 6th biggest weapon producer in the world, and supplies a third of all NATO ammunitions, from bullets to grenades to shells.

    Our weapons industry alone makes us a critical target in any eventual war. And with american interference, Norway is absolutely guaranteed to be levelled to the ground.

    We are so incredibly fucked, yet the average norwegian is too fucking propagandised to see it. I often hear “duuh, we’ll fight them in the mountains”

    Like, motherfucker, the russians aren’t coming for our nature scenery.

    The nazis burned down all of northern Norway when they retreated from Russian attacks.

    Yanks will flatten the entire country to deny land to the russians.

    We are absolutely fucked.






  • For the hummus

    • 300g drained chickpeas

    • 10g fresh ginger

    • 1 tbs extra virgin olive oil

    • 1 tbs tahini

    • 1 piece of garlic

    • juice from 2 lemons (roughly 3 tbs lemon juice)

    • 2 tbs ice cold water

    • sea salt flakes to taste

    Put everything in a food processor and blend

    Topping

    • 90ml extra virgin olive oil

    • 3 red chilis, in thin slices

    • 3 pieces of garlic, in thin slices

    • 15g fresh ginger, in thin slices

    • 2 whole cinnamon sticks

    Fry up everything until the garlic turns crispy. (Around 5 minutes)

    Then add 15g of fresh parsley and fry up for another minute.

    Spread the hummus on the dish with a spoon and make a crater in the middle.

    Separate the fried veggies from the oil and spread the fried chili, ginger, garlic, and parsley over the hummus. Then pour the oil into the middle and decorate with the cinnamon sticks.