bird flu

lunchables

eric adams

p-zombie

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i can curl up into a ball and hide in the trash

sorry, but the inscrutable machine oracle said it so it’s just the truth now

terrifyingly based

some ancient politician dies, like just straight up fucking dies okay, but gets to keep their seat

not one, but two new pandemics

we have 2 options:

1. waiting for some other country to count their cases so we can pin it on them

2. scapegoating undocumented farm workers

one nation on god

here come the mask bans

yes.

it’s all down to the theatre kids to save the world now