Because when it comes to survival until procreation, you don’t need more than two sets.

Next time your age comes up, just say, “you really believed I was 25?! Haha, that’s great!”

How can you be in your 40s and this avoidant?

I would assume double chocolate means chocolate dough and chocolate chips. Double in essence, not in quantity. And 40% is referring to how many chocolate chips are in the dough.

It doesn’t take guts to steal. Just an inability to think, a streak of laziness, and a large sense of entitlement.

Good and evil are like light and darkness. Evil pervades and fills all the space. But one candle can drive out evil.

I have both a handwritten and an online journal. Sometimes one or the other appeals more.

Have courage and be kind.

Right in one!

Half the population deals with red regularly. Just saying.

Definitely natural childbirth. Did that twice, I did.

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

Speaking from experience, just trust and marry someone who does everything they can do to destroy your life, cut you off from everyone you know, ruin your children’s lives, and make you live in fear for the better part of two decades.

After that, little else packs a punch. When you expect everything good you have to disappear at any time, at least you will feel vindicated when it happens.

Or live at the bottom of the barrel, and then there’s nowhere you can fall.

Other than that, you can’t. That’s why no one is taking this seriously. Try looking into mindfulness. There are some techniques there that can help you enjoy what you have and not live in fear of losing it.

No way. I own two, and have had to deal with too many other dog owners. 95% are flat-out delusional about their cutie smooshums.

Um… if it smells, you’re doing something wrong.

We openly use it to generate placeholder text. No hiding necessary.

That is how I’d rather die anyways.

Tell my kids I love them, update my will, go to the redwood forest, and walk until I died.

Es macht mir fröh. Ich hoffe eines Tages weider zurück gehen.

Strangely German, because it makes me feel at home. Also a few of the British accents and languages, particularly Welsh, Scottish, and Northern England. I can only imagine that’s in my blood somehow.

If your stress is the kind that can be mitigated by a change of perspective, then it wasn’t significant stress to begin with.