The fungus you’re thinking of is likely ergot, because it shows up in pretty large volume in batches of rye.

In processing, it ends up as a dark purple/black dried up mass that assumes kinda a crescent shape. Mills will run a batch of rye through a color-sorter - a bunch of times consecutively - to reduce the amount of ergot in the batch before milling.

You can technically refine it into LSD, but if you screw up, you can kill people. (Morning Glories are the preferred method).

The number of 55-gallon drums of ergot I’ve disposed of, though… It’s difficult not to identify with Walter White and wonder… “what if?”

Yo, thank you to yogurt, sourdough, and various fermented beverages. Bless.

“See, Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt.” “I didn’t say THEY COULDN’T, I said YOU SHOULDN’T.”

Maybe this means something. Do you live anywhere where lions can attack you?

…and are you sure?

Metal Gear is a pretty cool guy. Eh launches nukes and doesn’t afraid of anyone.

Yeah, white Jesus is kinda a dick. We should deport him.

Edit: but not like the Romans did.

Nah, I want to see his dash cam later.

Nicest people in the world… until they get behind the wheel and turn into violent psychopaths. But then again, I drove mostly around Auckland.

That’s reserved for Greg.

I met a man - a very pregnant man - tears in his eyes - the baby too - told me to legalize gun care or his baby would die.

Do you mean inductive load rather than magnetic load? Or are all inductive loads attributed to electromagnets?

Edit: also, don’t like… a lot of appliances create inductive loads?

I’m sure this comment can’t go wromg.

Oh, yeah, that’s fair.

What part of deoxyribonucleic acid do you not understand?

I feel that way about furries, but what are we going to do?

If I believed in a higher power, it would be because deer are engineered to collide with cars

I mean… you might not

We also have a historically high population of white tails. Cars are just their most prominent natural predator.

Can’t spend money on sinfrastructure.

Get ready for more train derailments!

Huh…

Maybe if we just don’t think about that, things will turn out perfectly fine.

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