my parents were fortunate enough in their lives to give me a gift of $20,000 dollars

just FYI, when you use a dollar sign you don’t also have to type out the word “dollars”

O, the Rail Splitter. You know what they say about good deeds never going unpunished. As my dad used to say, “only the good die young”. Then he died at 59. He was a piece of shit. So now I don’t even know what to think

Thought the bitch was pro life?

That’s a question? No, I didn’t. Thanks for asking.

It’s getting harder and harder to distinguish NTO headlines from the rest. That’s how stupid this motherfucker is. Every Trump headline could be posted here unironically.

Your Radio Shack example is legit. I had an uncle who worked at Radio Shack as some sort of, idk, tech or something? I was a kid and it was in the 80’s, all I knew was that he worked there and made good money doing it.

Then one day he gets recruited by a multinational tech corporation and moves to Berlin to work in a lab. He could’ve taken my aunt with him, but she cheated on him as soon as he left for the 2 probationary weeks he spent in Germany before the company in question committed to hiring him.

He eventually became a millionaire with dual citizenship and my aunt married some abusive dipshit who immediately went broke. Now she works in a pickle factory. Ain’t life interesting?

Hence, the reason I originally suggested to use Firefox

Just FYI, the word “hence” literally means “for this reason”. So you just said “for this reason the reason” lol.

I’m not sure that this was written by a human, but honestly, even if it’s the product of AI/ChatGPT, it’s moving, nonetheless. I don’t care if this diatribe was written by a robot, I can’t say that I don’t agree with its message 100%. If AI is gonna take this position, then I’m more than happy to fight alongside the bot army

have we (the human race) ever been to this point before? where corporations are big enough to absorb whole countries and there’s pretty much nobody who’ll stand up to them?

it really sucks when you realise that virtually everything is a US company… and yet everything they sell is made in fucking China

How did I not know about this?? Major update to Spank Bank material incoming

but seriously, IMDB says Idris Elba plays Man-at-Arms? SOLD

I guess I’m the only one thinking about how it’s inevitable that birds and other animals will mistake them for real insects and die from ingesting these things, god knows what kind of toxic materials they’re made of but I’m willing to bet it’s not safe to eat them

“THEY ARE ALGORITHM JUST BREAKS SOMETIME”

is what you just said

yeah that’s really the key to an acceptable youtube experience. after google nuked UBO on chromeOS, sponsorblock is still there to do the heavy lifting. I’ll be switching to a windows machine soon, but for now all I have is my chromebook, which is still functional even without the real UBO-- but I’m sure they’re working on a way to fuck us out of the “lite” version of it and take away extensions like sponsorblock

… and that said, I cancelled years ago after their 3rd price hike in 18 months (in Canada). been sailing the high seas ever since and feel absolutely no guilt whatsoever. I remember their excuse was always something like, “In order to continue to bring you top-shelf content, we must also continue to raise your monthly fee, while at the same time our original content becomes increasingly shitty and we systematically remove quality content from our library, leaving you with horrible Netfux originals as your only option”

oh right, of course. this guide is for interacting with US police. as if the rest of the world doesn’t exist and we should all assume that everything posted to the internet applies specifically to US citizens. cool thanks

and just like FB, reddit, xitter, tiktok, et al, you’re not. it’s just another place for the vainest, most vapid, self-absorbed fucktards to post pictures of their lunch (in between selfies)

Porn addiction can lead to erectile dysfunction

a ton of stuff just started to make sense

you know how they say that safety regulations are written in blood? here’s an early example of building codes, or lack thereof

for which we may never recover.

um, it’s FROM which, not “for which” you wouldn’t say “I’ll never recover for this”, would you?

Here, allow me to put that errant apostrophe where it belongs:

*Rogers

*buddy’s

You’re welcome. I’ll take my downvotes now.