I too would like to sue the advertisers for boycotting my Breaking Bad erotic fan fiction page. That includes you Musk. I expect Twitter to start sending the checks next month. Or I guess I’ll see you in court.

Nah, I hate this narrative. I’m sure he thought he would win, but I think it would have been pretty close with Biden ultimately prevailing. We’ll never know now. But saying Trump was a lock is ridiculous.

Donald Trump says he will ‘probably’ shit his diapers today, but ‘can also make a case for not’.

Yeah, but if Vance costs Trump the election none of that comes into play. Trump needs to get back into the oval office to have the option of destroying democracy once and for all.

It’s only a matter of time before every black voter is called a DEI or “woke” voter. And then gets banned from voting.

Flood twitter with JD Vance couch fucking AI content and see how fast Musk makes them disappear.

Deal with it, bitches. The fact that every right winger is repeating the coup talking point tells you everything you need to know. They are in absolute panic mode.

Are you auditioning for the Olympic Mental Gymnastics team or something? He lied. The end.

Oh no, it seems you didn’t get the memo! Commenting on a candidates physical year count and mental decrepitude is now ageist and forbidden. Please be better in the future. - CNN

Like CNN is ever going to mention trumps age or any doubts about his mental capacity. They were bought out years ago.

If you ever hear a right winger whine about CNN smack them in the face for being so ungrateful. They carry trump water all day, every day.

Imagine having this kind of skeleton in your closet but people have largely forgotten it and you decide to tempt fate by running for public office. What in the dumbass is this? This is next level hubris.

I thought the entire Sims system was releasing a new game and then dropping the same 50 DLC until the next one was ready to repeat the cycle. I guess they’ll just milk Sims 4 forever?

I mean if they did succeed in outlawing porn the penalty for consuming it would probably be more than a simple fine… prison or perhaps a Christian re-education camp?

In May, DeSantis signed a bill that removes most references to climate change from state law and streamlines fossil fuel development projects—“Don’t Say Climate Change,” the bill’s critics have called it, including a meteorologist who spoke up against it on air. On the day he signed the legislation, Key West was a record-setting 115°F.

“If we stop people from using the words ‘climate change’ that means we won’t have any more flooding or hurricanes. I’m the smartest.” - Meatball Ron