Snickers. Seize the means of yummy in your tummy.
Oh hey everyone! Look at meee! Totally not the false face of a faceless corporation, run by several people paid to get your attention here to say I AM IN ON IT! Let me just insult you to get attention, and act like a doomer for the shock factor so people spread it on the social mediums [like they are now]. Let me mock your struggles and beliefs just for the sake of a simple adver-- won’t you p-p-please buy my product? Just a little more consumption will totally fill the void in your heart!
Naaaah, fuck off you craven rats
Or, in more succinct terms:
SILENCE, BRAND.
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I’m tired of these unrealistic corporate stereotypes.
I mean, 35? I’m already into my 40’s with all the same issues and fears…
Motherfucking brand, you literally just underlined everything that’s wrong with the world you and your ilk created, answer me honestly: Do you think a fucking snickers is going to solve that shit? Two, even, I’m feeling sporting here.
Thank god I’m from Eastern Europe and I don’t have a college debt. CRIES WHERE IS MY SNICKERS™?!
Yeah, you don’t get our mass-produced chocolate, you get handmade better chocolate. You bastard!
That’s not really what eastern Europe is famous for
God damn this is as relatable as nihilist arbys
The message speaks well of my situation, but that doesn’t mean I’ll buy a fucking Sneakers™ like a mindless consumer drone. FUCK™ YOU™ BRAND™
Bruh, I’m 21 and that’s my situation… God damnit
