“The lab boys have told me that we have successfully levitated frogs and other amphibians using magnets, so good news is that we’re ready for human testing, bad news though is that if you have any tattoos, belt buckles, piercings, or potentially just iron in your blood, then these magnetic fields may rip you apart into a weird red mush. Even better news is that this is technically a business expense so the cleanup and your funeral are tax-exempt. Cave Johnson, we’re done here”