zifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoDevastating Blow to China Global Hegemonyhexbear.netimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up13arrow-down1imageDevastating Blow to China Global Hegemonyhexbear.netzifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareOthello [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoif a man remembers a woman birthday thats sexual
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoEspecially if it’s because they happen to have the same birthday. Which is why Hillary Clinton is my sidepiece (Oct 26)
minus-squareOthello [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoi dont want to dox myself but my birthday is one day away from a president.
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWon’t lie, I’ve got this vision of a neighbor wishing this guy’s wife “Happy Birthday” and him grabbing a baseball bat and shouting “What did you say to my wife!”
minus-squareAbracadaniel [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoThat is honestly extremely plausible.
minus-squareRyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI can’t imagine any world leader beyond the age of 70 touching their wives for the past 20 years
minus-squareOthello [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoyes but also, castro fucked till his last breath though.
minus-squarecarlesmu@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoThanks, I was not aware of my Oedipus Complex ;-)
wife guy energy utterly smashes
workaholism
if a man remembers a woman birthday thats sexual
Especially if it’s because they happen to have the same birthday.
Which is why Hillary Clinton is my sidepiece (Oct 26)
i dont want to dox myself but my birthday is one day away from a president.
Won’t lie, I’ve got this vision of a neighbor wishing this guy’s wife “Happy Birthday” and him grabbing a baseball bat and shouting “What did you say to my wife!”
That is honestly extremely plausible.
I can’t imagine any world leader beyond the age of 70 touching their wives for the past 20 years
yes but also, castro fucked till his last breath though.
Thanks, I was not aware of my Oedipus Complex ;-)