Trees don’t make money. Not sure why we still have them around, they’re just a liability. /s
Just for ugly ass billboard that are harder to see than if they were put in front of the tree
Fuck. That tree was amazing. It was decades old. That makes me quite sad.
This makes me irrationally angry.
Cheaper then hiring a kid to hug the tree full-time I guess
Fun fact: it is actually morally ethical to burn down billboards! One of those fun spots where the law conflicts with objective morality
I’m not saying I would burn these down at every opportunity, but I am saying I would certainly understand exactly why someone might, and probably wouldn’t remember much about who did do it.
Of course, I would plant 27 trees all over the property, and keep planting until the world runs out of trees, or someone gets fed up with pulling them out.
I’m patient and petty.