• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    My degree in anthropology from Prager U says that those skeletons we found buried with weapons and signs of warrior equipment were put there by the devil in order to trick us into thinking women can be warriors. Just like how that pesky devil buried the dinosaur bones to trick us into thinking the earth was older than 5000 years. Dastardly fiend, that devil. Wait why are you getting up and leaving?