Lol, I can’t help but imagine the researchers armed with stopwatches and clipboards peeping on all that steamy alligator sex 👍
“Can you confirm they’re having sex?”
“From what I can tell.”
“I didn’t ask if you can ‘tell’ they’re having sex, I asked if you can CONFIRM sex. Are we two men standing in a swamp watching two gators maybe hump, or are we goddamn SCIENTISTS looking to understand the nature of sexuality as presented in the wild? Because I put my Science wellies on this morning, unlike someone who CAN’T CONFIRM TO ME IF THIS IS ALLIGATOR HOMOSEXUALITY OR NOT!”
For 2205 seconds!
homophobes in shambles
“they’re putting so much shit in the water, it’s turning the damn alligators gay!”
You can’t logic yourself out of a position you didn’t logic yourself into lol
No. The study just confirms that gays flirt as long as it takes to break their target’s will. To be safe, gay behavior has to be forbidden.
in fact, all republican politicians will take it upon themselves to perform conversion therapy in their bedrooms to contain the gayness.
Myyyy tail shake brings scaly bois to the yard and they top, for several seconds more.
gaytors
alligaytors
Were the results corrected for observation time? If male/male mating takes twice as long as male/female mating then the probability of observation should double.
